Math nuggets

Mathematics is the only subject that really counts, and random numbers are too important to be left to chance. After all, math is just a sine of the times.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Be advised that you should not use the number 288 in polite company because it's two gross.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

It might be acute to say so, but the trig to getting a good tan is to remember it's all a matter of degrees, and a man who stays in the sun long enough becomes a tangent.

On the other hand, Microsoft Windows is just another pane in the glass.

Alas, mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.